Dear America/NBC,

Seeing as the only medals our country has as of 8/11 are in swimming and fencing, it might not kill you to actually televise the sport that gave the USA its first gold medal win of 2008 AND the bragging rights of sweeping the women's sabre medals.

Fencing may not be basketball, but that's okay because we're too fast for them anyway.

MB

P.S.--i f'in luv the olympics and will require rehab come aug 24th