Things That Are Yelled At Me On the Way To Work

Old man, sitting on a stoop: "Oh My Gawd! You'se a baby! You looks like you could be in junior high!"

I guess I gave my age away with my caffeine-starved, "I'm late for a job I hate" crazy eyes.


That's me many years ago with my super dorky friend that I pretend not to know on the left and that's Mandy Moore on the right. If only I'd ditched the stupid tie and gone for the polo shirt look, I could've been as famous as Mandy :(