Why didn't you respond to the Evite for my pity party?

Today was like that day many years ago when I was learning to ride a bike, and I swerved onto City Park Avenue, fell off, and got run over by a Suburban.

Twice.


Except today wasn't bike-riding but something else. And now I want to go climb into my cavernous mountain mole-hill that I dug for myself and sleep for an extremely long time.



But I'll have to do with eating 3/4 a pint of Ben & Jerry's for dinner.


The only good thing out of this week is that my trust funds are relatively unscathed.*

*take that with a salt mine