what kind of dumbass gets in town in time to do Katrina 2.0?
oh...HI!
what the HELL am i doing? not canceling my trip--that's for damn sure. just call me Helen Hunt from Twister. i obviously have a penchant for lazing around a below sea-level bowl of a city while anyone with sense evacuates. i'll just sit around with my family eating MRE's and contemplating the impending doom that is rising waters and looters...again.
and this time I'M doing the beer looting because there is no way i can survive arguing with my parents about evacuating while sober. i am going to be trashed for this hurricane when it comes, huddled in my attic with an axe and some jack.
oh, what's that? don't mix your alcohols, MB?
well, this is not me on my way out the door to f&m's. this is me flying into Hell deep fried in Chaos and i'll mix whatever alcohols i damn well please.
