i actually AM doing my job right

I now understand something about my job---the reason I was ridiculously confused about everything I had to do isn't because I'm dumb, but because it's always easiest for one's coworkers to place the blame on the new girl who thinks she's dumb.

The crazy catastrophe of glass globes that my manager just put into motion was all done without my knowledge and I was faced with taking the blame from the rest of the staff---but thanks to file NO I'M NOT CRAZY.XLS that tracks every piece of paper that comes to me, I could clear myself of blame because I knew nothing about this crazy woman's shipping whims!

No one can follow that unless they do my job. That's ok. There's no need to clutter the world with unsolicited complaints.

The point is, it's getting clearer to me who's slacking at their job. wheeee! i need the weekend