Thursday, November 1, 2007

Running away-- a noble sport

If anyone knows how to show unbridled anger towards an individual in the format of a piece of art/writing that could possibly garnish me many awards and/or monies, hit me up!

In other completely unrelated news, and a general note to self...

never sacrifice your own athletic glory to make your significant other feel better about themselves.
Q: Does anyone make films about couples that cross finish lines, side-by-side, holding hands?

A: YES, because obviously it was PANSIES of Fire that won for best picture in 1982 and gave us solid one-liners like "If you don't run, you can't win"

More on this later...