Oh SNAP guys!
The Princeton Review TORE US DOWN!
NYU is not the number one dream school anymore. Apparently the "I have lots of money but want to have more sex than I have money (and I guess go to school?)" trend brought on by Sex and the City is officially passe. Why come to NYU for that when you could be at Harvard?
Although, I do hold the "great ladies" theory as to why our reputation endured a turbulent fall: MK and Ashley left.
Maybe it's a combination of both. I guess historians will let us know years from now.
...
i couldn't care less. i just need a reason to not write my screenplay.
although i'm sure many years from now they'll offer "blog writing 101" and this will be GOLD-- PURE HTML GOLD!
...
Also:
"And when I get a cold I get excited to take Sudafed because it's basically speed. Then I lie still, feeling my heart beating in my lips."
YES!
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
MAH MOMMAH
Today is my momma's birthday! YAY for her!!!
My bro and i gave her an ipod nano. I hope she figures out how to work it because it had too many features for my impatient self to master.
Easter candy is killing me in the most enjoyable way I have ever experienced death. My mom gave me an Dove Bunny...solid 8 ounces of chocolate. Before I tasted it today, my mom told me yesterday she'd already eaten hers. The whole thing. I was aghast.
And then today, not only did I eat my words but also the entire 8 ounce bunny! I was so full with words and chocolate!
So naturally, I had to apologize to her. I can only handle a small amount of chocolate before I feel sick. But this Dove Bunny was different. Crack Bunny. In a perfect world, this Bunny would pull a Jesus and resurrect from my tummy, and all the calories and pain would go away with it...but unfortunately I do not live in Jerusalem 35 AD where these types of things happen.
In a completely unrelated decision (no really), I've started training for my first half-marathon.
We'll see how this goes!
I love John Legend. Really, John, let's go to the park or rendezvous on the fire escape...maybe we WILL go too far. SCANDAL! But that's okay...you could sweet talk your way into my parents' hearts.
Seriously. Call me.
Dove Bunny out!
My bro and i gave her an ipod nano. I hope she figures out how to work it because it had too many features for my impatient self to master.
Easter candy is killing me in the most enjoyable way I have ever experienced death. My mom gave me an Dove Bunny...solid 8 ounces of chocolate. Before I tasted it today, my mom told me yesterday she'd already eaten hers. The whole thing. I was aghast.
And then today, not only did I eat my words but also the entire 8 ounce bunny! I was so full with words and chocolate!
So naturally, I had to apologize to her. I can only handle a small amount of chocolate before I feel sick. But this Dove Bunny was different. Crack Bunny. In a perfect world, this Bunny would pull a Jesus and resurrect from my tummy, and all the calories and pain would go away with it...but unfortunately I do not live in Jerusalem 35 AD where these types of things happen.
In a completely unrelated decision (no really), I've started training for my first half-marathon.
We'll see how this goes!
I love John Legend. Really, John, let's go to the park or rendezvous on the fire escape...maybe we WILL go too far. SCANDAL! But that's okay...you could sweet talk your way into my parents' hearts.
Seriously. Call me.
Dove Bunny out!
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Oh I Forgot
I was in this MOVIE over break.
that's right...look for my film tv debut in
I play the chalice.
Or just a student. I had to look grossed out when the professor started talking about vampires. ZOMG! it was disgusting. Bob Newhart is in it...and apparently so is Noah Wyle. Unfortunately, due to my "70 year old trapped in a 20 year old's body" condition, I had no idea who Noah was, but you bet your britches I was excited to be in the presence of the star of the Bob Newhart Show!
It's going to be on TNT.
Please don't be jealous. I would never want art to come between us.
that's right...look for my film tv debut in
The Librarian: The Curse of the Judas Chalice
(coloring my own)I play the chalice.
Or just a student. I had to look grossed out when the professor started talking about vampires. ZOMG! it was disgusting. Bob Newhart is in it...and apparently so is Noah Wyle. Unfortunately, due to my "70 year old trapped in a 20 year old's body" condition, I had no idea who Noah was, but you bet your britches I was excited to be in the presence of the star of the Bob Newhart Show!
It's going to be on TNT.
Please don't be jealous. I would never want art to come between us.
Monday, March 24, 2008
Every day it's like a tornado came through here
WOOOO SB'08 BAYBEE!
that was fun. i crammed a lot in there. blue dogs, i love you.
coming back to nyc is maddening and that's an understatement. UNDER STATEMENT.
in NOLA (in comaprison to nyc), everyone is born with manners.
i come here and people are dumb. like no common sense. ever.
wtf!
that was fun. i crammed a lot in there. blue dogs, i love you.
coming back to nyc is maddening and that's an understatement. UNDER STATEMENT.
in NOLA (in comaprison to nyc), everyone is born with manners.
i come here and people are dumb. like no common sense. ever.
wtf!
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
We're going to do an experiment;
It's going to be about how my mind deteriorates while studying for a midterm...specifically a metaphysics midterm...while i'm on two different prescriptions for whatever sickness I have. Watch and learn.
So Anselm established God's existence in a little less than two pages and I am soooooo grateful for that.
Now bear with me, this might get crazy, but: so we understand God to be the greatest thing that has/is/will exist. When we talk about God or the idea of an all-good being, it exists in our understanding at least...even if you deny its existence, you understand what it is so it exists there. Well, Anselm is then like, so don't you think that existing in reality is greater than just existing in the mind? Yeaaah, the idea of me having a pet squirrel rocks, but acutally really having one is soooooo much better. Ok, Anselm would say, since reality is the best existence and God is at the top of best, then God must exist in reality. TA DA.
It's a simple argument, so using Parfit's reasoning, it must be the explanation as to why we exist!
DONE AND DONE!
omg omgomg i so wish. i have hours more stuff to do.
...my mom was SO right. nothing worthwhile happens after 2AM.
i have so much metaphysics crammed in my brain....i have 9 hours to figure it out. 6 of that is devoted to sleep.
i like turin brakes.
So Anselm established God's existence in a little less than two pages and I am soooooo grateful for that.
Now bear with me, this might get crazy, but: so we understand God to be the greatest thing that has/is/will exist. When we talk about God or the idea of an all-good being, it exists in our understanding at least...even if you deny its existence, you understand what it is so it exists there. Well, Anselm is then like, so don't you think that existing in reality is greater than just existing in the mind? Yeaaah, the idea of me having a pet squirrel rocks, but acutally really having one is soooooo much better. Ok, Anselm would say, since reality is the best existence and God is at the top of best, then God must exist in reality. TA DA.
It's a simple argument, so using Parfit's reasoning, it must be the explanation as to why we exist!
DONE AND DONE!
omg omgomg i so wish. i have hours more stuff to do.
...my mom was SO right. nothing worthwhile happens after 2AM.
i have so much metaphysics crammed in my brain....i have 9 hours to figure it out. 6 of that is devoted to sleep.
i like turin brakes.
Monday, March 10, 2008
Whenever I'm writing a screenplay, I Google and Wikipedia things that would probably get me into a lot of trouble if my laptop was ever seized as evidence in some kind of crime.
Kidnapping, paraquat, and Godiva truffles?
Really. The police would think I'm some kind of terrorist with a massive sweet tooth.
Kidnapping, paraquat, and Godiva truffles?
Really. The police would think I'm some kind of terrorist with a massive sweet tooth.
Saturday, March 8, 2008
Mmmmmmmm watchu say?
This is a beautiful song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cpSv2mNhhc
This is HILARIOUS:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/18964
The result is something similar to trying to cough and sneeze at the same time. Also being high on sudafed does not help. DAMN I am conflicted. As soon as I hear the chorus, I have a fit of inapprop giggles.
I know this is like a year old, but I'd seen it in the background and not completely processed it. And then there were spoofs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLyzscHXtWM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MWvuECdkIU&feature=related
urghagh. my throat is on fire. we'll talk more later.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cpSv2mNhhc
This is HILARIOUS:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/18964
The result is something similar to trying to cough and sneeze at the same time. Also being high on sudafed does not help. DAMN I am conflicted. As soon as I hear the chorus, I have a fit of inapprop giggles.
I know this is like a year old, but I'd seen it in the background and not completely processed it. And then there were spoofs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLyzscHXtWM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MWvuECdkIU&feature=related
urghagh. my throat is on fire. we'll talk more later.
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Coffee and raisinets
Whatever, this message to my brother says it all:
"so all i can say is that it is 4:39 am, at which time i'm writing a paper on the ambiguity of the word "the" for my philo of language class and seriously the only way this is getting done coherently* (besides liters of caffeine pumping through my veins) is by using the godsend that is your christmas present. really, if my paper were a greek tragedy, your encyclopedia is a deus ex machina. my GPA sends its regards! many thanks!!
*while the wall post may not be coherent, i assure you the paper is."
hello, sunrise! ah, college.
"so all i can say is that it is 4:39 am, at which time i'm writing a paper on the ambiguity of the word "the" for my philo of language class and seriously the only way this is getting done coherently* (besides liters of caffeine pumping through my veins) is by using the godsend that is your christmas present. really, if my paper were a greek tragedy, your encyclopedia is a deus ex machina. my GPA sends its regards! many thanks!!
*while the wall post may not be coherent, i assure you the paper is."
hello, sunrise! ah, college.
Thursday, February 28, 2008
HAPPY NEW YEAR. i am cold.
Not updating was obviously my New Year's resolution and oops, I broke it.
I had a wild winter break, and while most adjectives I use here are grossly inflated and rather ironic, "wild" is (ironically) neither of those.
Details cannot, will not be given. I have seen the light, though. One day, at a time. A trying time, is no time to quit trying. Etc. And I do a lot of comma, splicing now, too.
Basically I had a good time in the NOLA. Then I came back and had a birthday and ate the most outrageous dinner of my life yet at Aquavit. Smoked quail's egg yolk the size of a paper hole punch is...surprise! tasty!
Then all I did was leave town for fencing tournaments and write a lot of papers and now I'm here.
I'm mentally checked-out after writing a paper about identity that made me doubt my own consciousness, then my own existence...until I realized that, hello! forget these existential problems! there is a paper to write!...which is going to be the topic of my ground-breaking thesis paper: "There Is Always A Paper To Be Written By A Person, Due the Next Morning at 9 AM, Regardless As To Whether Or Not That Person Exists."
Really. Something is always due. Something will always be due. Even if I stop existing.
doesn't that suck? majorly? Even before I came into this world that demands paper writing from me, I had a due date...January 18, 1986 to be exact. Of course I turned myself in late, hence the 10%-off penalty that follows me in every aspect of my life FOREVER.
Yeah. That was my update.
I had a wild winter break, and while most adjectives I use here are grossly inflated and rather ironic, "wild" is (ironically) neither of those.
Details cannot, will not be given. I have seen the light, though. One day, at a time. A trying time, is no time to quit trying. Etc. And I do a lot of comma, splicing now, too.
Basically I had a good time in the NOLA. Then I came back and had a birthday and ate the most outrageous dinner of my life yet at Aquavit. Smoked quail's egg yolk the size of a paper hole punch is...surprise! tasty!
Then all I did was leave town for fencing tournaments and write a lot of papers and now I'm here.
I'm mentally checked-out after writing a paper about identity that made me doubt my own consciousness, then my own existence...until I realized that, hello! forget these existential problems! there is a paper to write!...which is going to be the topic of my ground-breaking thesis paper: "There Is Always A Paper To Be Written By A Person, Due the Next Morning at 9 AM, Regardless As To Whether Or Not That Person Exists."
Really. Something is always due. Something will always be due. Even if I stop existing.
doesn't that suck? majorly? Even before I came into this world that demands paper writing from me, I had a due date...January 18, 1986 to be exact. Of course I turned myself in late, hence the 10%-off penalty that follows me in every aspect of my life FOREVER.
Yeah. That was my update.
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